Meet Bertie and all his friends...

Guinea pig stories with extra squeak!

Have you heard Bertie squeak yet?

Bertie is a very friendly, noisy, little guinea pig. He's also clever, he can open doors, find his way around gardens and even talk! Bertie's audio collection includes fun poems and short stories - unique guinea pig books based on real pets and full of real guinea pig squeaks, perfect for long journeys or bedtime tales!

Listen to a summery poem!

Helen J. Aitken · Bertie Guinea Pig - Bee

Meet Helen's guinea pigs:

Bertie and Jenny

Did you know, Helen's stories are based on real life pets? Click here to find out more about the guinea pigs behind the tales.

Bertie's audio books

Twelve talking tales, full of real guinea pig squeaks! Listen here.

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Discover what guinea pigs like to eat and what they need to be happy, healthy pets.

Find all twelve of Bertie's guinea pig tales
on Bandcamp